TOTK Billy getting annoyed at the goddess statues.
They never give him straight answer when he needs guidance from them. One time on his mission to find Steve he ask one of then where he is and the statue’s respone is
“The answer you seek is the sky and shining in light.”
Billy gives an annoyed look. “Can’t you just give me a normal damn answer?”
When he founds out what happened to Steve he goes back to the goddess statue, pissed. “Why the hell didn’t you tell me Steve turned into a dragon?”
“Young swordsman, I know you are sadden, but I did.”
The next time the goddess statues needs help, he acts like a petty little shit. He sees the mother goddess statue toppled over.
“Damn, you partied too hard or something?”
“Young swordsman, I need your help. You must first go to the spring of courage and offer Farosh’s claw then-“
“Who’s farosh?” Billy ask, pretending not to know who exactly who that is.
“….”
If pocketverse were modern AU, part 3!
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Can we all agree that Link would beat the ever lasting shit out of the yiga member who  disguised themselves as Princess Zelda?
Especially after finding out what she did to help him?
kenergy
BARBENHEIMER - July 21, 2023
The most ambitious crossover event in history
(artists cited under the cut!)
ihni:
I … blame @giurochedadomani for this one too, who wrote “I’m picturing Billy waking up like. With a sun cream hand shape on his ass and inmediately going to throw Eddie in the pool as a vengeance” on the Mungrove discord server …
I literally couldn’t NOT.
(via wrecked-fuse)
I don’t make the rules
WONKA
2023 | dir. Paul King
Miles stepped in and stopped the Ao3 canon Event!